My wife's place of employment has the best jokes. This one's a crack up!

>
>
> CHINESE SICK LEAVE....'I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!'
>
> Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work today, I really
> sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.'
>
> The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When
> I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex.
> That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.'
>
> Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what you say and I feel great.
> I be at work soon.........
> You got nice house.
>
>
>
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> is a one hour inspiring and informative way for you to learn first hand, how
> MHCD helps adults, children and families recover from serious mental illness
> and emotional disorders.
>
> When:               Join us Wednesday morning March 12 from 7:45 to 9:00
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>
> What:                Enjoy food and drink and learn more about MHCD.
>
> Where:              MHCD 4141 E Dickenson Place, Denver, Colorado 80222.
> Phone 303-504-6500
>
> Directions:       South on Colorado Blvd. to Dickenson Place, which is about
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Collins Richey
     If you fill your heart with regrets of yesterday and the worries
     of tomorrow, you have no today to be thankful for.
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